Electromagnetic Wave Protector - Certified by the Great Master of Exorcism - Official Seal of Approval - Proade

At first glance, it might look like just a clothespin. But that's fundamentally wrong. Electromagnetic waves are invisible to the eye, limiting our options for protection. That's where this clothespin, the [Electromagnetic Wave Protector], comes in. Simply place this Electromagnetic Wave Protector by your pillow before sleeping, and research shows it blocks 99.95% of electromagnetic waves [various theories exist]. You can also attach it to your bag strap when you go out to block harmful and malicious electromagnetic waves. My own grandfather actually used this clothespin and infiltrated the National Diet Building. As a result, all electronic devices in Kasumigaseki were disabled, and he temporarily succeeded in overthrowing Japan. This event served to widely promote the importance of decentralization.